does anyone want to see a picture of me rubbing my cock
me and my beautiful cock
uhm excuse me what the fuck??? I’m known as cock girl around these parts i don’t want no man comin’ in here acting like he owns the place
im literally called cock girl haven’t you seen my posts
i got you beat sorry cock girl
ever heard the saying quality is better than quantity?
sorry babe but
my cocks are very quality
Why don’t you two rub your cocks together?
- reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
- trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary
one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
On the one hand I’m like “female villain displaying lesbian tendencies wow what is this 1950s pulp fiction?” but on the other hand I’m like female villain displaying lesbian tendencies.